Отправлено: 11.08.08 23:44. Заголовок: Обсуждение назначения Ху Дзинньтао на должность председателя КНР между Дж.Бушем-мл. и К. Райс

G.B. – George Bush
C.R. – Condolisa Rice
G.B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
C.R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China
G.B.: Great. Lay it on me.
C.R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
G.B.: That’s what I want to know.
C.R.: That’s what I’m telling you.
G.B.: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
C.R.: Yes.
G.B.: I mean the fellow’s name.
C.R.: Hu.
G.B.: The guy in China.
C.R.: Hu.
G.B.: The new leader of China.
C.R.: Hu.
G.B.: The Chinaman!
C.R.: Hu is leading China.
G.B.: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
C.R.: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
G.B.: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
C.R.: That’s the man’s name.
G.B.: That’s who’s name?
C.R.: Yes.
G.B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C.R.: Yes, sir.
G.B.: Yassir??? Yassir Arafat is in China?! I thought he was in the Middle East.
C.R.: That’s correct.
G.B.: Then who is in China?
C.R.: Yes, sir.
G.B.: Yassir is in China?
C.R.: No, sir.
G.B.: Then who is?
C.R.: Yes, sir.
G.B.: Yassir?
C.R.: No, sir.
G.B.: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary Generalof the UN on the phone.
C.R.: Kofi?
G.B.: No, thanks.
C.R.: You want Kofi?
G.B.: No.
C.R.: You don’t want Kofi.
G.B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.
C.R.: Yes, sir.
G.B.: Not, Yassir! The guy in UN.
C.R.: Kofi?
G.B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
C.R.: And call who?
G.B.: Who is the guy at UN?
C.R.: Hu is the guy in China.
G.B.: Will you stay out of China?
C.R.: Yes, sir.
G.B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
C.R.: Kofi.
G.B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(C.R. picks up the phone)
C.R.: Rice, here.
G.B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. May be we should send to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

 Отправлено: 13.08.08 16:17. Заголовок: Хороший способ попра..

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